Among Hard Drinking Hypocrites and 'Eight Good Men'

A young Evelyn Waugh by Henry Lamb.

Right now I am reading Paula Byrne’s book Mad World: Evelyn Waugh and the Secrets of Brideshead (2009; Am. ed. 2010). It is a good book if you are interested in Evelyn Waugh and his best known novel Brideshead Revisited. And do not mind, it should be added, ‘Sodom and Gomorrah’ and hanky-panky stories about some of the Oxford students, including Waugh, during the 1920s. There are also some juicy tales about poorly behaved members of the English aristocracy and one member of the Royal family. But back to Evelyn Waugh’s Oxford. Being banned from entering the city’s pubs, there were many ‘drinking clubs’ at the university, and Waugh belonged to the hard drinking Hypocrites’ Club.

The Hypocrites’ Club soon became associated, Paula Byrne writes, ‘with flamboyant dress and a manner that had the distinct smack of homosexuality’. This set them apart from other clubs at the university, ‘let alone the rowing and rugger clubs’, she writes. In her book it is the oarsmen that are the bad boys, attacking and often beating up members of the Hypocrites. No names are mentioned among the rowers probably because they are all just one brutal force in the eyes of the author.

However, there is one ‘oarsman’ mentioned in Byrne’s book, a man who did not belong to the undergrads, but to the fellows and professors, the famous critic, poet, novelist and man-of-letters, Sir Arthur Quiller-Couch, who was know as just ‘Q’. He had studied at Trinity College, Oxford, and he rowed there. Q continued on to an academic career and became a lecturer at Trinity.

In 1912, he was appointed to the King Edward VII Professorship of English Literature at Cambridge, and was also elected to a Fellowship of Jesus College. I have read some verse and books by Q and also two biographies about him, Freddy Brittain’s Arthur Quiller-Couch: A Biographical Study of Q (1948) and A. L. Rowse’s Quiller-Couch: A Portrait of ‘Q’ (1987). Nevertheless, I was surprised to find a ‘rowing verse’ in Mad World, written by Q:

Once, my dear – but the world was young then –
Magdalen elms and Trinity limes –
Lissom the blades and the back that swung then –
Eight good men in the good old times –
Careless we, and the chorus flung then
Under St Mary’s chimes!
(from “Alma Mater”)

In the early days of HTBS, in July 2009, Q is mentioned in an entry together with his friends, Freddy Brittain and Steve Fairbairn. Re-read it here.

Steve Fairbairn - The Master of Sayings

The master of “sayings” when it comes to rowing is without doubt the Australian Steve Fairbairn, who coached Jesus College, Cambridge, Thames RC, and The London RC. Although he died seventy years ago, his books on rowing, which are now all out of print, are very sought after. Be prepared to pay a lot of money for second-hand copies. Fairbairn’s famous maxims were compiled by his friend Freddy Brittain, and given the title Slowly Forward. The following is a piece about Fairbairn and Brittain.

In 1929, Steve’s loyal friend Freddy Brittain, then a year away from a lectureship at Jesus College, selected and arranged 366 of Steve’s sayings, a maxim for each day of the year, starting with “Don’t start the next stroke too soon” (1 January), and ending with “Sit back at the finish till the cows come home” (31 December). I have many favorites among the 366 aphorisms, but if I have to pick only one, it is “Enjoy your rowing, win or lose”, which is what I have done ever since I began to row. It was much later, that I realized that this saying actually falls on my birthday.

Freddy gave the book the title Slowly Forward, which surprised Steve. To Steve’s question where the title came from, Freddy answered that it was Steve’s favorite expression when he was coaching his crews. Steve denied this, saying that he always said “Slow Forward.” Freddy explained that an adverb was essential in that position. “Adverb!” Steve blurted out, amused. “Adverbs! You are like the bloody dons – specialized idiots.”

Steve never seemed to forget this, Freddy tells in [his autobiography] It’s a Don’s Life, “whenever he introduced me to anyone – in the Stewards’ Enclosure at Henley, or anywhere else – he used to add solemnly, ‘He knows a lot about adverbs, he does’; and when he wrote to me he often ended his letter with
‘Yoursly everly,
Stevely’ “

The following year, in 1930, Freddy was going to publish his Oar, Scull, and Rudder, and offered it first to Cambridge University Press, who required financial assistance from the author. Freddy did not have any money to spare, so he sent his manuscript to Oxford University Press, who decided to publish it. Steve immediately offered to write the introduction to the book.

Freddy mentions in his autobiography that he was worried about Steve’s offer as “his style of writing, influenced as it inevitably was by years spent in the backwoods of Australia out of touch with books or educated men, was hardly in keeping with a staid University Press, but I could not refuse his offer.” A couple of days later Steve handed his piece to Freddy to read. Steve sat down opposite Freddy when he read it. When Steve saw Freddy getting some twitches around his eyes and evidently saw his face drop, he said, “You don’t like my Introduction?” Freddy began to stammer, “These University Presses are a rather a highbrow lot, you know.”

Then Steve got an idea. Both Steve and Freddy knew another Jesus don, the King Edward VII Professor of English Literature, Sir Arthur Quiller-Couch - know as “Q” - who was a famous poet, novelist, literary critic, and anthologist (The Oxford Book of English Verse, 1900; 1939); and for certain a real man of letters. Q had, as an undergraduate, rowed at Trinity College at Oxford and written the introduction to The Jesus College Boat Club, Vol. I. He was also, according to Freddy in his Arthur Quiller-Couch - A Biographical Study of Q (1947; 2nd ed. 1948), “the best-dressed man in Cambridge.”

“All right. I will tell you what to do,” Steve said. “Q knows something about English. Get him to knock it into shape.” Freddy went to Q’s room and said, “Steve says you know something about English.” Q answered that it was very kind of Steve to say so, and what could he help him with. Freddy handed Steve’s introduction to Q and said that Steve wanted him “to knock it into shape.” Q started to read, and Freddy could now see how Q’s face dropped. Q turned to Freddy and, letting out a deep sigh, said it was impossible to make anything out of it. However, Q took a second look at the manuscript. “All right,” he said. “Tell Steve I will knock it into shape.”

“When the book was published,” Freddy writes in It’s a Don’s Life, “the title-page asserted that it had an Introduction by Steve Fairbairn. It is true that Q had used the same twenty-six letters of the alphabet as Steve, but he had re-arranged them in his own inimitable style.” Steve’s opening sentence had been something like “Me and Freddy have had a lot of talks about rowing,” which in the printed Introduction reads “In our discussions ‘frequent and full’ on the principles of Rowing it has occurred to my friend Mr. Brittain, as to me, to wonder why a scientific Bibliography of the great Art has never yet been compiled.”


Extract from a yet unpublished essay, “Freddy and Stevely – and the Quest for Perfect Rowing”, about the Cambridge rowing coach Steve Fairbairn (1862-1938) and his friend Frederick “Freddy” Brittain (1893-1969), a don at Jesus College, Cambridge.